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Coming Soon-Ish: Star Wars, Batman v Superman, and The Hateful Eight
Star Wars: The Force Awakens I don’t know if it’s because I was in a bad mood when I watched this, or if it’s because I knew Harrison Ford was going to appear before I saw the trailer. Maybe it’s...
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Which Show Would You Actually Want To Revisit?
I recently read that Prison Break is the latest TV show to potentially get the ‘Let’s Revisit This With a Possibly Limited Series’ deal. Other shows with this deal: The X-Files, Twin Peaks, Heroes, and...
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Coming Soon-Ish: Final Girls, Boy Scouts, and Quentin Tarantino
The Final Girls Okay, so, this movie was basically made for me. It’s like Scream meets Last Action Hero, or The Purple Rose of Cairo. I know some people are tired of the whole meta-horror comedy thing,...
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“Boy, Have We Got a Vacation For You.”
Next year, HBO will be airing a new television series, a genre-bending western about killer robots. Said series is called Westworld, and if “western” plus “killer robots” wasn’t enough to excite you...
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Coming Soon-Ish: Peculiar Children, Biblical Epics, and LEGO BATMAN
First, let me just go ahead and put this on the record: I absolutely refuse to watch a trailer for the deleted scenes of a movie, even if that movie is The Force Awakens. And no judgment on you if you...
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Coming Soon-Ish: Cowboys, Babysitters, and The Joker’s Crappy Origin Story
The Magnificent Seven So, this looks cool. It’s not the all-girl version of The Magnificent Seven I was dreaming of, but Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Matt Bomer, Byung-hun Lee, Vincent D’Onofrio,...
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10 Movies I Wanna Gender-Flip NOW
Slowly–impossibly slowly–I’ve been working on a Stranger Things review. I will complete and post this review someday, almost certainly before my 80th birthday, I swear, but for now I’m putting it on...
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Season Premiere Round-Up: September 30th-October 16th
So, I mentioned I was behind, right? (Man, I haven’t even watched Elementary yet. I’m sorry, Lucy Liu and JLM–I forgot you moved to Sundays and have now missed multiple episodes.) Well, here’s what...
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“Keeping You At A Disadvantage Is An Advantage I Intend to Keep.”
Mekaela and I chose to celebrate New Years Eve with the things we love best: cookies, tacos, caffeinated beverages that may or may not have had booze in them, and–of course–movies, the first of which...
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“I Seek Righteousness, As Should We All. But I’ll Take Revenge.”
Lately, Mek and I haven’t had much luck with our Netflix picks, at least, not the DVD ones. Even my silly Batman/Superman cartoon was kind of disappointing. We’d hoped that Antoine Fuqua’s remake of...
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